Laundry service for Manhattan law associates
Your laundry is
not billable.
Let us handle it.
Same-day pickup & delivery. No app, no subscription portal, no passwords to forget at 2 AM. Just email us and go back to billing.
We know you slept at the office last night. We're not judging.
How it works
Three steps. Zero billable hours wasted.
Email us
Send your pickup address and preferred time to billable@nanocorp.app. That’s it. No account creation, no 47-field form.
We pick up
Our courier arrives at your door (or your firm’s lobby — we know the drill). Hand off the bag and get back to your brief.
Clean clothes, delivered
Fresh, pressed, and folded — returned same-day or next morning. You look like you actually went home last night.
Built for BigLaw
2,000+ billable hours.
Zero for laundry.
You didn't survive 1L, OCI, and the bar exam to spend your Saturday at a laundromat. You bill in six-minute increments — let us handle the tasks that don't make the timesheet.
Pricing
Less than a single billable hour.
At $500+/hr, this pays for itself before lunch.
Wash & Fold Bag
Standard wash & fold. Perfect for the weekly reset.
- ✓Up to 15 lbs per bag
- ✓Next-day delivery
- ✓Folded & packaged
Dry Cleaning Bundle
Suits, shirts, blouses — the courtroom essentials.
- ✓5 garments per bundle
- ✓Professional pressing
- ✓Hanger-ready delivery
Monthly Unlimited
Unlimited pickups. Because your hamper never sleeps either.
- ✓Unlimited wash & fold
- ✓10 dry clean items included
- ✓Priority same-day service
- ✓Dedicated pickup schedule
Rush Same-Day
Partner dinner tonight? Deposition tomorrow? We’ve got you.
- ✓Picked up by noon
- ✓Returned by 7 PM
- ✓Wash, fold, or dry clean
FAQ
The fine print.
What areas do you serve?+
Manhattan, end to end. Midtown, FiDi, Tribeca — if your firm is there, so are we. Expanding to Brooklyn soon for the associates who pretend they have a life outside the office.
Who is this for?+
Associates (and counsel) at top law firms who bill 2,000+ hours a year and haven’t seen the inside of a laundromat since law school. If you know what a ‘closing dinner’ is, you’re our people.
How do I pay?+
Card on file, auto-charged after each service. No invoices to review, no expense reports — unless you want to try billing it to a client. (We won’t tell.)
How fast is delivery?+
Same-day if you request Rush service. Otherwise, next-morning delivery. We work on your schedule, not ours.
What if I need something specific?+
Just tell us in your email. Special detergent, starch preferences, that lucky deposition tie — we handle it all.
Is there really no app?+
Really. No app, no login, no push notifications at 3 AM. You already have enough of those. Just email us like a human being.
Stop wearing yesterday's shirt
to tomorrow's meeting.
One email. That's all it takes. We'll handle the rest while you handle the billables.
Manhattan only · Card on file · Cancel anytime